You mean I, like, get to make a wish and everything?īut no wishing for more wishes, okay? 'Cuz that is just so yesterday. Hello? 'Direct from the lamp?' It's the Genie with the light brown hair! 'Aladdin.' He speaks! Okay! This is gonna be a snap! May I call you 'Al?' You know, Al, you're a lot smaller than my last master. (GENIE claps his hands in ALADDIN's face.) He looks from GENIE to the Lamp and back to GENIE.)Ĭ'mon, kid, what's it gonna be? Cash, camels, Casbahs? Now then, 'Your wish is my command,' yadda yadda, you know the drill, so shoot. Oy! Ten thousand years in a tin can'll give you such a crick in the neck! When lights are restored, a GENIE stands before ALADDIN.) Look at all this junk! I bet no one's been in here for years. For the first time, he takes notice of all the objects around him.)

(ALADDIN collapses to a sitting position. Me, the 'street rat'!īesides, she deserves a prince. I mean, 'The Princess!' Ugh! I must've sounded so stupid! Then again, what does it matter? I'm never gonna see her again.

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